The 12 Hazards of Christmas

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12 hazards of christmas

Have a great Christmas from us all down the shed! x

The 12 hazards of Christmas, courtesy of The Sign Shed

DAY ONE

Do not use a ladder when attempting to remove a partridge from the pear tree

DAY TWO

Strictly two turtle doves per customer

DAY THREE

Warning Three french hens on patrol. Keep out

DAY FOUR

Calling birds Please switch off all mobile phones

DAY FIVE

No metallic articles including gold rings

DAY SIX

Warning Geese-a-laying Noise level between 80dB(A) and 85 dB(A)

DAY SEVEN

No swans-a-swimming This area is reserved for ugly ducklings

DAY EIGHT

Hair protection must be worn by maids while a-milking

DAY NINE

Protective footwear must be worn by ladies dancing

DAY TEN

Safety helmets must be worn by lords when a-leaping

DAY ELEVEN

Pipers No piping by mouth

DAY TWELVE

Ear protectors must be worn when drummers drumming

 

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